will watch my TV shows with me without whining?

Can I find a man who will watch my TV shows with me without whining?

I'm a girl.  (if you hadn't guessed yet....well, gosh I hope maybe this is just your first blog post you've read because it's painfully obvious.)

I'm a girl and I watch all that obnoxious girly TV.  Some of my favorite shows are as follows:

Grey's Anatomy
Dance Moms
ANTM (if you have to look this abbreviation up...you're probably male)
Teen Mom
The Tudors
Downton Abbey
Oprah's Next Chapter

And while it's true, some straight men can totally appreciate Downton or the Tudors if they perhaps like history or the masculine war parts of the shows, these are generally watched more by women than men. 

Well, I want a dude who is comfortable enough with his masculinity to sit through these shows and not WHINE about it.  Or ask that we turn on ESPN.  In fact, what would be even better is if he ENJOYED THEM.

Now, I'm not saying that it must be all Grey's all the time.  Or that I will not share the TV when there is a Teen Mom marathon on.  I will totally watch your shows too!  And sports!  And news!  And whatever!  But let's make it fair.  I watch your show, you watch mine.  50/50.

And I'll do my best to like your crap if you'll do your best to like mine.  :)

likes working out but isn't obsessed with it?

Can I find a man who likes working out but isn't obsessed with it?

I want a dude who takes care of himself.  Who inspires me to take care of myself.  But also isn't going to judge me when I do this:

 

 

Or this:

 

I want a dude who looks a little something like this:

 

 

Or this:

 

Or this:



 

Hey there, Don...you sexy misogynist man, you....

Not like this:

He doesn't need to be pefect....just...not scary like Mr. Muscles up there.  And not y'know, completely unhealthy so that we need a crane to get you out of the house to go to the Chinese Buffet.

(so help me, if you ever try to take me to a Chinese Buffet......)



admits the way to his heart is through is stomach?

Can I find a man who fully admits the way to his heart is through his stomach?

I love to cook.  I think I'm pretty good at it.  I'm no Julia Child, mind you, but I can hold my own! 

I make a mean pasta sauce. 

I love to bake. 

I'll whip up some delicious pancakes in the morning.

And I want a man who loves to sit down to a meal made by ME!  And then tells me how great it is.  And how it may even be (gasp!) better than his mother's recipe.

Oh yeah.  I went there.




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thinks it's charming when I yell at the TV while my favorite team is playing?

Can I find a man who finds it charming when I yell at the TV while my favorite team is playing?

And maybe he likes sports too?  And we share a favorite team?  Or at least he doesn't root for the Patriots...or Cleveland...ooo, or the Yankees or Mets.

Seriously, I may not know all the rules, but I know the difference between winning and losing.  (and I may surprise you with a few statistics!)  But find it cute, ok?


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