doesn't judge me when I eat cookies for dinner?

Can I find a man who doesn't judge me when I eat cookies for dinner?

Like this:

Or these:

Or maybe just dessert in general?

Or perhaps like last night:

I promise I won't feed our children meals like this, but can I do it?  Without judgement?  And perhaps even with a "oh darling, you're so cute" look?





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